Jokes

Welcome to my joke page where it's always April Fools Day! Have fun!

When is the earth sad?
When it's down in the dumps.

What do you call it when the air is filled with rabbits?
Hare pollution

What one habit does every creature on earth share?
Our habit-tat

Where do you mail organic garbage?
At the com-post office!

What is recycling?
A pollution solution.

Why is doctor Frankenstein an environmentalist?
Because he made his monsters from recycled parts!

How can the earth get into shape?
By reducing it's waist!

What ability does everybody on earth have to help the environment?
Response-ability!

What kind of vehicle can you ride to a better life?
A re-cycle.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Trash can.
Trash can who?
Trash can ruin the world.